The Borealis Lounge is my favorite jazz club in this frozen state... (Tribune, 2008)

Readers poll winner- #1 Jazz Club as voted on by the readers of the Tundra TImes, 2007, 2008, 2009

Readers poll winner- #1 place to perform a post-modern version of a post-modern version of a modern dance, or is that simply a post-post-modern modern dance? Post-Modern Dance Today.  2008

The Fat Man is the Best Radio Emcee in the world - Yarzok the Supreme Galactic Commander observation when monitoring radio waves from earth.

Charlie Bates is simply the cutest hunk who ever played trumpet.  I'm his #1 fan!

- Shiela Laboeff
Charlie Bates Fan Club President and Founder

I don't know what is in those Cuban Colas, but they sure go down easy and the band sounds a whole lot better after about five of them.

Barney

Original Jazz, Real Beat Poems, Modern Dance, Standards Gone Wild!  Dr F. Cuban Colas! WHo could ask for anything mroe from a nightclub!

- B.H.O
D.C.

Borealis Lounge
101 Main Street
Big City, Tundra 55441